I love Alicia Keys, love her voice, LOVED the last album but Dear Lord in Heaven woman could you give it some breathing room! Islandista Alicia has been looking a little constrained of late as if her pride in her sexilicious curves has overridden her good taste and her need to pee without the help of her entourage.
Tugging down this too tight confection before appearing on the Late Show with David Letterman
On Tour in London...
In Madrid
And then come the spandex SILVER ... what are these anyway? jeans? tights? latex dominatrix pants with a 1970's beaded curtain top?
You get my drift Alicia honey, you've gained some weight, I love it on you, I'm sure all my Caribbean brothers love it on you but for the sake of my eyeballs please upsize those jeans!
Note: not much loving the corset top either
,
this just makes me want to insert you into a wind tunnel or something so I can test my wind shear deflector theory.
edited to include the BET Awards performance outfit:
Look at the tweeny belt, poor thing, I feel as if there were some raw red places when Ms Keys got undressed after this one. Ouch!
Can we go back to this Alicia, she's hot and doesn't look like she is about to pass out from denim induced asphyxia
.
See how pretty, how soft, how free. Well you can see it if you can get past Whitney's tacky Christmas-tree-decoration-as-a-ball-gown outfit and her crazy "see I don't do no crack" smile... but back to you see how pretty, how soft, I'm even loving the flat-ironed hair
Tugging down this too tight confection before appearing on the Late Show with David Letterman
On Tour in London...
In Madrid
And then come the spandex SILVER ... what are these anyway? jeans? tights? latex dominatrix pants with a 1970's beaded curtain top?
You get my drift Alicia honey, you've gained some weight, I love it on you, I'm sure all my Caribbean brothers love it on you but for the sake of my eyeballs please upsize those jeans!
Note: not much loving the corset top either
,
this just makes me want to insert you into a wind tunnel or something so I can test my wind shear deflector theory.
edited to include the BET Awards performance outfit:
Look at the tweeny belt, poor thing, I feel as if there were some raw red places when Ms Keys got undressed after this one. Ouch!
Can we go back to this Alicia, she's hot and doesn't look like she is about to pass out from denim induced asphyxia
.
See how pretty, how soft, how free. Well you can see it if you can get past Whitney's tacky Christmas-tree-decoration-as-a-ball-gown outfit and her crazy "see I don't do no crack" smile... but back to you see how pretty, how soft, I'm even loving the flat-ironed hair
Post Title
→Whither thou Alicia
Post URL
→http://nickiminaj-tdr.blogspot.com/2008/07/whither-thou-alicia.html
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